Indecent Exposure

I've read about this happening, mostly in funny stories about parenthood or cornball movies.  But it happened to me.  Well, to us.  That's right, IT happened.  I know you're all dying to know what the hell I'm talking about, so I will share this embarrassing story because I do not care about my personal dignity as much as I care about making you laugh.

Meike walked in on us the other night.  Yes, that's exactly what I mean. Total mood killer.  Luckily, the room was dark and we were still partially clothed.  All she could have possibly seen was Jonathan hunched over on the bed without a shirt on, so it wasn't exactly X-rated.  Thank God.  I don't even remember why she had to come in the room.  Maybe she had to pee and needed the bathroom light on or something.  Yeah, that was it; we bought one of those light switch extension things for kids the next day.

So, as I'm getting Meike back to bed, she says to me, "What was Jon-Jon doing to you?"  It was such a classic cliche parenting moment.  I immediately burst out laughing, which was the exact opposite of what I should have done.  By laughing, I seared the moment into Meike's pretty little brain as something amusing.  I laughed so hard I had to pee.  I couldn't even answer her, because I couldn't catch my breath.  Thankfully, she didn't ask again.  I think she has forgotten about it.

That one innocent query did manage to ruin the rest of the night, in terms of further... fun.  Each time Jonathan tried to re-initiate, I would burst out laughing and say, "What was Jon-Jon doing to you?"  I couldn't get it out of my head.

We will be investing in locks in the future.