Conversations with a Four-year Old

I'm going to honor you all with weekly postings of life-changing interviews with Meike. I'm fairly certain she's going to take over the world some day... Or, at least Texas. Me: If you were the President, what would you do to make the world a better place? Meike: Helping things. Me: What kind of "helping things?" Meike: Food. Me: What about food? Meike: I would give the people it. Me: What kind of food? Meike: Milk. And cookies. I would have all kinds of milk. Buttermilk pie, too. The President would drive it to their houses.